If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans: Ann Coulter at Her Best, Funniest, and Most Outrageous (Random House Large Print)

“Uttering lines that send liberals into paroxysms of rage, otherwise known as ‘citing facts,’ is the spice of life. When I see the hot spittle flying from their mouths and the veins bulging and pulsing above their eyes, well, that’s when I feel truly alive.”

So begins If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans, Ann Coulter’s funniest, most devastating, and, yes, most outrageous book to date.

Coulter has become the brightest star in the conservative firmament thanks to her razor-sharp reasoning and biting wit. Of course, practically any time she opens her mouth, liberal elites denounce Ann, insisting that “She’s gone too far!” and hopefully predicting that this time it will bring a crashing end to her career.

Now you can read all the quotes that have so outraged her enemies and so delighted her legions of fans. More than just the definitive collection of Coulterisms, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans includes dozens of brand-new commentaries written by Coulter and hundreds of never-before-published quotations. This is Ann at her best, covering every topic from A to Z. Here you’ll read Coulter’s take on :

• Her politics : “As far as I’m concerned, I’m a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy.”
• Hillary Clinton : “Hillary wants to be the first woman president, which would also make her the first woman in a Clinton administration to sit behind the desk in the Oval Office instead of under it.”
• The environment : “God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, ‘Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It’s yours.’”
• Religion : “It’s become increasingly difficult to distinguish the pronouncements of the Episcopal Church from the latest Madonna video.”
• Global warming : “The temperature of the planet has increased about one degree Fahrenheit in the last century. So imagine a summer afternoon when it’s 63 degrees and the next thing you know it’s . . . 64 degrees. Ahhhh!!!! Run for your lives, everybody! Women and children first!”
• Gun control : “Mass murderers apparently can’t read, since they are constantly shooting up ‘gun-free zones.’”
• Bill Clinton : “Bill Clinton’s library is the first one to ever feature an Adults Only section.”
• Illegal aliens : “I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do.”

If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans is a must-have for anyone who loves (or loves to hate) Ann Coulter.

From the Hardcover edition.

5 Responses to “If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans:(Large Print)”

1. Gloria E. Watson says:

   August 8, 2010 at 12:00 am

   Classic Coulter!! Loved this book. Ann very unbashedly brings to light many of the myths surrounding the culture of the Democrats. It’s interesting to note how much of what she writes continues to be the platform STILL used by this group of politicians. ANN FOR PRESIDENT.

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2. me says:

   July 22, 2010 at 12:00 am

   lets see.

   approval rating for this book is 60%.

   40% would still vote for 0bama.

   taken together that implies 100% approval of this book.

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3. SPF says:

   June 8, 2010 at 12:00 am

   If you find Ms. Coulter attractive, I recommend going to the library and xeroxing the cover. You can hang it on your wall or carry it with you and look longingly at her when you get bored–but save your money and your time….don’t bother reading this book.

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4. William H. Folk II says:

   June 4, 2010 at 12:00 am

   This is one of those books you could nearly read in an afternoon. Ann takes you through some of her best work in a topical fashion. She is one of the best at quick-witted one liners that make the left (and sometimes the right) squirm but you will more often than not agree with her sentiment.

   There is a lack of substance in this book however since it goes through her best work rather than take on an issue with renewed vigilance but I can wait for the next book (or interview) to see her do that.

   I dare you to read this one!

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5. Anonymous says:

   March 16, 2010 at 12:00 am

   LOL. I have not read this book yet but judging by the fire and hatred shown towards Ann by the socialist radical progressives, she must be hitting the nail right on the head. I can’t wait to read it.

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